suctioning:

Thanks to my axe™ body spray and nike™ elite socks I have over 12 gf’s

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tes1a:

RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home

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collegehumor:

familyfriendlyporno:

this is a lot to take in all at once


Makes perfect sense

collegehumor:

familyfriendlyporno:

this is a lot to take in all at once

Makes perfect sense

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sassswag:

All these volume buttons, you still can’t turn up

(Source: gjvenchy)

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offbeatchina:

A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min

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pug-of-war:

A tribute to the man who pretty much represents childhood, Robin Williams.

pug-of-war:

A tribute to the man who pretty much represents childhood, Robin Williams.

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g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Source: milfhouse)

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master-of-duct-tape:

Everyone likes to point out the fact that Chris Evans played both Johnny Storm and Steve Rogers.

Seldom discussed is the fact that they’re POLAR OPPOSITE PERSONALITIES

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happylittlebastille:

troyes-lip-ring:

troyes-lip-ring:

Hey, do me a favor and walk up to the next person you see and tell them they’re ugly. Tell them straight out. Point out all their flaws. Make them feel like shit. Go on go do it.

It’s hard, huh? You can’t do it. So why is it so easy to do it to yourself?

Being mean to yourself is just as bad as being mean to someone else.

shit imma have to reblog this again because
damn

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safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

(Source: hashitaka)

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chickennuggetpower:

Presenting season 3 of TV’s Once Upon A Time.

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acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

casibarria:

These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.

I would cry if I met Bill Murray too. Like, sob inconsolably.

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